LUMHC 3rd XI vs Chester 2nd XI
07/09/2019
The last game of the league for The Pride was a home affair, hosting Chester’s second team, a team yet to earn a point all year. The gap in skill was evident from the start of the game with Joel running down the right wing through at least three Chester players and maybe he scored, maybe someone else did, the details are hazy as to who actually scored as we ended up winning 14-0. Even Ollie Pugh scored, with one of them being a slam dunk in front of the Chester goalie. Steve also scored, and it wasn’t even a poached goal. Rory, despite not wearing shin-pads scored a few nice goals even though half the time he tried it on the reverse. Generally all the good moves came down the wings between Macro and Joel, and Luke and Chips although Anders preferred going down the middle. Rory showed mad fitness by getting paced by JP, although JP slipped after this. A Chester player got a green card for swearing in front of Genga, which was not on.
The first half ended 8-0 to Lancaster and the dominance continued into the second half with Chester hardly getting into the Lancaster half. They did set a nice press once but this was beating by some good transfers round the back between Luke, Anders and Macro. Zaki, having nothing to do all game decided to spice things up and dingle about with the ball he received and only passed it to Anders when Chester had set their press and three players were on him, but Anders skinned them all. The details are hazy, but for the majority of the time it was Jack and MILF missing goals (MILF also scored some, very nice), and Porter acting like a dick on the side-line, especially to MILF’s attractive family. El Capitano also got a talking to by Nick Davey, who was umpiring, and according to Zaki it was because he cut in front of people a lot, or something like that.
Man of the Match: MILF for scoring a hat trick
Dick of the Day: MILF for missing another hat trick
Anders’ Dick of the Day: Zaki and he knows why
Match Report by Anders
07/09/2019
The last game of the league for The Pride was a home affair, hosting Chester’s second team, a team yet to earn a point all year. The gap in skill was evident from the start of the game with Joel running down the right wing through at least three Chester players and maybe he scored, maybe someone else did, the details are hazy as to who actually scored as we ended up winning 14-0. Even Ollie Pugh scored, with one of them being a slam dunk in front of the Chester goalie. Steve also scored, and it wasn’t even a poached goal. Rory, despite not wearing shin-pads scored a few nice goals even though half the time he tried it on the reverse. Generally all the good moves came down the wings between Macro and Joel, and Luke and Chips although Anders preferred going down the middle. Rory showed mad fitness by getting paced by JP, although JP slipped after this. A Chester player got a green card for swearing in front of Genga, which was not on.
The first half ended 8-0 to Lancaster and the dominance continued into the second half with Chester hardly getting into the Lancaster half. They did set a nice press once but this was beating by some good transfers round the back between Luke, Anders and Macro. Zaki, having nothing to do all game decided to spice things up and dingle about with the ball he received and only passed it to Anders when Chester had set their press and three players were on him, but Anders skinned them all. The details are hazy, but for the majority of the time it was Jack and MILF missing goals (MILF also scored some, very nice), and Porter acting like a dick on the side-line, especially to MILF’s attractive family. El Capitano also got a talking to by Nick Davey, who was umpiring, and according to Zaki it was because he cut in front of people a lot, or something like that.
Man of the Match: MILF for scoring a hat trick
Dick of the Day: MILF for missing another hat trick
Anders’ Dick of the Day: Zaki and he knows why
Match Report by Anders