Chairman: Matthew Bridger (Poohbear)

Degree: Geography

After a fantastic year as social secretary, Winnie the Pooh (left) bagged himself the prestigious role as chairman. Often found having a mare and getting drunk before social like an absolute madman, Scheißebär was a very friendly chair but stern when necessary. Due to our sponsorship by MyProtein, Pooh made mad gains alongside the rest of the LADS. 

Vice Chairman: Michael Holmes (Chazabelle)

Degree: Mechanical Engineering

Chazzy loves a wide variety of sports, including football, cricket, and golf. However, his perfect leading of My Name Is Zac and quality input into Chicago (not the musical) made him a perfect vice for the club socially. Also part of the 1st XI, coach journeys to and from other universities were a treat for all onboard.

1st XI Captain: Harry Carpenter (Hammy)

Degree: Engineering

As a man who loves relationships almost as much as he loves Summer Tournament and tour, Ham gave his team as much respect as he does to girls. 

1st XI Vice Captain: Matt Davies (Smiler)

Degree: Physics

Infamous for releasing anger at socials and causing a teenage girl to have her legs amputated at Alton Towers, the ironically named 1st XI elitist will have a different angle in training to other vice captains: in the net. After an incident on a Saturday away game against some old blokes where Ham threw a banana at his head, Smiles almost refused to spend his penultimate year with the biggest LADS on campus. Also into fitness, Smileyman is usually in the gym with Hammy before training.

2nd XI Captain: James Bushby (Thrushy)

Degree: History

Bushy managed to secure himself 2nd XI Captain for the second year in a row. Enthusiastic about everything he does (apart from attending socials), Jamesy achieved a better result in both BUCS and Roses in his second season in charge. 

3rd XI Captain: Connor Morrison (Bellend)

Degree: Geography

Aptly named after the tip of a gentleman's private area, Bellend lives up to his name just by being a bellend. Highly skilled in one-handed hockey and attending more socials in the first two weeks before the academic year than in his freshman year, Bellend really ramped up his game in 2015-16. If you see this LAD wandering around Sugar carpark, take him home as he lives very close. His cheeky smile works a treat on a Sunday Funday with 40 year old locals.

Treasurer: Robbie Kaiser (Salty Pirate)

Degree: Physics

Kaiser looked after LUMHC's budget in the 2015-16 season, thankfully he does a maths-based course so everything went smoothly. Informally nicknamed NewBIF when we've decided he's not had enough to drink, the 3rd XI keeper is well known for his unnecessary comments and lack of cooperation during socials - alongside Tour Dick. His most notable achievement is managing to keep a clean sheet against Bangor in smart shoes after forgetting his turfers, fairly impressive. It's a shame he had to wear a sparkly dress on the coach back which broke down and caused us to lose our balls for training.

Social Secretary: Jack Hobbs (Gaston)

Degree: Economics & Geography

Happy chappy Gadston is virtually a married old man, spending a lot of his time in his house near Booths and/or with Maisy King, LUWHC chairman for 2016-17. Usually being sick because he's eaten too much, Gaston refused to buy food in the Pendle Witch and then asked for peoples leftovers and upset Jedi. He also hates Wales so if you are Welsh beware of Ladston's wrath.

Social Secretary: Jake Rogers (Jolly)

Degree: Mathematics

Borderline gay and avid dress lover, Splodge is the only member of the club to embrace the dick of the day title. Despite loving an inception bomb and turning lesbians into bisexuals at Hustle Tuesday's, he takes his BUCS matches very seriously - but drinking even more so. Jolly loves LUMHC so much that he tagged along to the 1st's last away game to Sheffield and purchased Larry Lancaster (pictured) from Clinton's alongside some party poppers and a poster, then fell asleep after a Fun Juice because he hates country roads. As a strong believer in 3rd Team Pride, he will be more than happy to assist in fines, mostly because it's free drink.
"Who doesn't love him?" - Michael Melling, 2015

Health and Safety: Robert Chitty (Leggings)

Degree: Design & Marketing

Competing against Predator and Shanks, both of whom had medical experience, Leggings (left, found with his Norwegian cousin) gained the title of Health and Safety with a presentation including a stillborn and a bomb survivor. In his early days as a Fresher, he ventured into Morecambe and was adopted by Peter & Carol who kindly sent him back to campus. Not sustaining any injuries on his journey proves he is fit for the job. In games, Super Safe Legz likes to misdirect the opposition like a magician. He also did absolutely nothing as Health and Safety Sec.

Tour Secretary: Elliot Mason (Jedi Fingers)

Degree: Geography & German

After a re-hustings between Tour Legend and Tour Fresher with only a single vote in it (ignoring the fact that seven people attended), Jedi took members both fresh and not so fresh on a European adventure spending as little time in France as possible. Jeddy-Yeddy rightfully earned Tour Legend through a whole variety of, quite simply, legendary acts, including a tinny in the sea, buying last season's chairman a pint whilst he was asleep so he didn't get kicked out, and playing '2 questions' which entailed asking a female "What's your name?" and "Will you get with me?", resulting in pulling girls left, right and centre. Jedz loves a Sunday Funday with a Chocolate White Russian in Dalton's.