A 6-0 defeat away to Golborne for an LUMHC squad of 9
Another Saturday was upon us as we travelled to Golborne. After some shambolic driving from Jamie and some slow driving from Mel, we arrived. It was wet. We got soaked. Due to our extremely impressive turnout at preseason and Wrong’s incapability to take a train, we rocked up with 9 players.
After chags turned into a keeper with one knee we were 2-0 down at half time. Four more followed after the break with flying stick tackles not being punished by the umpires (Zaki). The first goal was an unmemorable one with the second being a shocking short corner rolling through the legs of our slutty England keeper. Through a hard fought second half we repelled the extra 2 men. Chags with some exquisite football teckers baffled our brains throughout the second half. We questioned our eyes as he put our previous keepers to shame. Tom received a card for a mild insult to the referee while the opposite again escaped punishment for leg breaking tackles. There was a notable performance from Big Luke claiming a false call at the start of having no fitness. The result was considered impressive with our person disadvantage and we left the field proud of our effort.
anging match teas followed by a rainy drive home. There was a notable debut for Baby Lavs with Chags collecting MOM for some exquisite goalkeeping. To carry on tradition Fletch was DOD and has therefore written this weeks match report!
MotM: Chags
DotD: Fletch
Match report by Fletch
Another Saturday was upon us as we travelled to Golborne. After some shambolic driving from Jamie and some slow driving from Mel, we arrived. It was wet. We got soaked. Due to our extremely impressive turnout at preseason and Wrong’s incapability to take a train, we rocked up with 9 players.
After chags turned into a keeper with one knee we were 2-0 down at half time. Four more followed after the break with flying stick tackles not being punished by the umpires (Zaki). The first goal was an unmemorable one with the second being a shocking short corner rolling through the legs of our slutty England keeper. Through a hard fought second half we repelled the extra 2 men. Chags with some exquisite football teckers baffled our brains throughout the second half. We questioned our eyes as he put our previous keepers to shame. Tom received a card for a mild insult to the referee while the opposite again escaped punishment for leg breaking tackles. There was a notable performance from Big Luke claiming a false call at the start of having no fitness. The result was considered impressive with our person disadvantage and we left the field proud of our effort.
anging match teas followed by a rainy drive home. There was a notable debut for Baby Lavs with Chags collecting MOM for some exquisite goalkeeping. To carry on tradition Fletch was DOD and has therefore written this weeks match report!
MotM: Chags
DotD: Fletch
Match report by Fletch