A controversial 4-4 draw for The Pride against promotion rivals Wrexham
First game of 2020 starts out strong with constant pressure and keeping them within there side of the pitch for most of the first half. 10 minutes in MILF pussies out due to a phantom pain in the shins and becomes the match PTSD cheerleader. [It was Lancaster?] having shot after shot and failing to get it in in the first half, [with] Hamlyn and Romeo succeeding in blocking their best player (number 7) from dribbling past our team. Shyam forgetting his playing hockey and does some lovely footy skills. A short slip up means they get into the D and number 7 gets it in being there first and last opportunity in the first half of the game. This makes the score 1-0. Towards the last 5 minutes of the match Matt finally gets a beautiful biff in and scores the equaliser for the first half making it 1-1.
Spirits are high going in to the second half, with Sam and Shyam putting some solid leg work throughout the first half and in the second half. The game starts taking a turn, when the ref starts handing out shorts corners every time the ball gets into our half. Due to the ref handing out these short corners in same quantity as he has to pop Viagra on the weekend, they score 2 goals back to back putting us behind making the score 1-3. Cam then asking to be released from defence by Matt, goes upfront in attack like a rabid ginger werewolf scoring 2 beautiful goals back to back, the crowds going wild and MILF hobbles in delight. The score equalises again to 3-3. Annoyance in the team builds as the ref continues to hand out shorts when there’s a stick tackle or hits the foot 5 metres outside the D, resulting in 6 shorts being called from outside the D by the end of the game. With the last 5 minutes of the game the ref hands out 3 shorts back to back, like he hands out blowies to sheep behind the shed on the weekend, meaning they score another goal bringing the score 4-3 [it was 4-4]. The game ends with an annoyed injured bunch of lads and Guy requesting a massage for his injured groin but no one obliging and LUSU not doing anything about the complaint about the ref like the useless chaff they are. Despite the unfortunate shortcomings the team pulled out a good performance and the Roses win is still in sight.
MoM: Sam (Solid midfield all game)
DoD: Joe (for smashing his head on a pole multiple times)
Match Report by Joe
First game of 2020 starts out strong with constant pressure and keeping them within there side of the pitch for most of the first half. 10 minutes in MILF pussies out due to a phantom pain in the shins and becomes the match PTSD cheerleader. [It was Lancaster?] having shot after shot and failing to get it in in the first half, [with] Hamlyn and Romeo succeeding in blocking their best player (number 7) from dribbling past our team. Shyam forgetting his playing hockey and does some lovely footy skills. A short slip up means they get into the D and number 7 gets it in being there first and last opportunity in the first half of the game. This makes the score 1-0. Towards the last 5 minutes of the match Matt finally gets a beautiful biff in and scores the equaliser for the first half making it 1-1.
Spirits are high going in to the second half, with Sam and Shyam putting some solid leg work throughout the first half and in the second half. The game starts taking a turn, when the ref starts handing out shorts corners every time the ball gets into our half. Due to the ref handing out these short corners in same quantity as he has to pop Viagra on the weekend, they score 2 goals back to back putting us behind making the score 1-3. Cam then asking to be released from defence by Matt, goes upfront in attack like a rabid ginger werewolf scoring 2 beautiful goals back to back, the crowds going wild and MILF hobbles in delight. The score equalises again to 3-3. Annoyance in the team builds as the ref continues to hand out shorts when there’s a stick tackle or hits the foot 5 metres outside the D, resulting in 6 shorts being called from outside the D by the end of the game. With the last 5 minutes of the game the ref hands out 3 shorts back to back, like he hands out blowies to sheep behind the shed on the weekend, meaning they score another goal bringing the score 4-3 [it was 4-4]. The game ends with an annoyed injured bunch of lads and Guy requesting a massage for his injured groin but no one obliging and LUSU not doing anything about the complaint about the ref like the useless chaff they are. Despite the unfortunate shortcomings the team pulled out a good performance and the Roses win is still in sight.
MoM: Sam (Solid midfield all game)
DoD: Joe (for smashing his head on a pole multiple times)
Match Report by Joe